Sunday, May 28, 2006

Patay-Malaysia

For the first time in a long while I went to Bed on a Friday evening where I had “fun” with a couple of Malaysians.

Hmmm, wait a minute. Something’s off. The sentence is correct, but… wait….

For the first time in a long while I went to Bed on a Friday evening where I had “fun” with a Malaysian couple.

There, that’s more accurate.

Both were in their early thirties. The older, more Pinoy-looking one approached me first. He’s like a darker, swarthier version of John Regala minus 500 pounds. We had already explored each other’s tongues when he then turned around and pointed to another guy deep-throating someone’s mouth in the middle of the dance floor. “That’s my boyfriend of six years,” he said.

Oh, I said.

His boyfriend disengaged himself and walked over to us. In fairness, he was cuter; he looks like a chinoy (I really like singkit guys) but more ‘noy than chi’ and a lot hunkier. In other words, between the two of them…

why not?!

Those two really made good the tagline, “Malaysia, truly Asia.”

Much, much later I spotted a friend by the bar, so I walked over to him to say hello. He slapped my shoulder and said, “I was going to say hello but I saw you had your mouth full. And with two guys!”

My defense? “Hey, they’re Malaysians and I’m just showing them our world-famous Filipino hospitality.”

He snorted, “Ah so! Are you saying it was just a friendly kiss?”

“Oh no!” I replied, “May malisya na yun! Este, may Malaysia pala, hahaha!”

Comments:
I should have been in BED!!!!

i'm so into asians.
 
inggit ako. why can't I get a hook up in Bed??? whyyyyyyyyy?????.


XP
 
XP: Haaay naku, iho. For every hook-up you read here, there were 9 other visits to Bed that I went home all danced out, tipsy and alone (mind you, alone not lonely). So you see, you only hear of the 1 out of 9 times that people get lucky.
 
XP: Besides, in my first visit to F I wasn't able to hook up with the cutest guy in the house, unlike some person I know. (Hihihi!)
 
Hey Joel, a side-question for you. Know anything about Datu? Probably an offline question, but i don't have your email addy.

Norman
 
NORMAN: Yes, I know where Datu is and I've been to similar massage parlors before (one is called Lakan, the other I forget already). However I've never gone to Datu. Before I avoided it because people told me it was slightly more expensive than the other parlors. Nowadays I don't go because I've outgrown my taste for massage parlors. ;-)

My email addy is joelmcvie@yahoo.com but if you forget just go to my blog links, it's there under "Get personal. E-mail me!" :-)
 
"Malay ko. Malay mo. Malay nating lahat. Malaysia!"

:)

A tiny tribute.

:)
 
XP: Besides, in my first visit to F I wasn't able to hook up with the cutest guy in the house, unlike some person I know. (Hihihi!) >>> sino kaya yun. hehehehehe
 
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