Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I Saw The Signs

The end of the world is near, and proof is in the following signs:

Ano ba talaga, kuya? UK o USA?

The ultimate in Jolina-ism. I never knew toys are now ladies’ accessories.

My brother was so tempted to text the question: “What’s a buffalo doing on the third floor?” I on the other hand wanted to text: “Will it be cheaper if the buffalo were on a higher floor like, say, the fifth?”

Why anyone would want a placenta, much more from Mystica, is a mystery to me.

For a clothes shop the name is intriguing, but whose silhouette?

Why? Because mangoes are yellow? Because orange tastes better than mango? Things that make you go hmmm….

I suppose handicapped people wearing caps are easy to get in the bathrooms of Glorietta 2.

Hahaha. Baka naman "toys" of the cylindrical, sometimes vibrating variety. Ladies accessories naman yun, diba? ;)
FRIED-NEURONS: Ah, eh di hindi na yun "kakikayan" kundi "kakikihan" na! Hahaha!
natawa ako sa placenta ni mystica..hahaha!
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