Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Email Shmemail
This morning everyone in the office received the following email below. It was forwarded by someone in our accounting department (figures!) who obviously needs to read more than just numbers and charts:
The DaVinci Code Lie Exposed
The movie "The DaVinci Code" staring Tom Hanks, directed by Ron Howard will soon be released this year. This movie will have the potential to deceive billions of the world's population. The story line attacks the very heart of the Gospel and attempts to destroy the very nature and character of the Lord Jesus Christ as the Son of God. (Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against His anointed? Psalm 2:1, 2)
Satan knows his time is about up and now he will attempt to take one of his best shots by enlisting all of hell to belch out its worse deception in that of stripping Jesus Christ of His Divine nature and turning Him into a mere man who secretly marries Mary Magdalene.
It is time for Christians (the Body of Christ) everywhere to rise up and expose this lie from the pit of hell that will be perpetuated on the whole world in just a couple of short months. This is no time to back down in the "day of battle". It is a time to pray and fast like never before that God will raise up a standard against the enemy as He comes in like a flood. "..and this Gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come". Matthew 24:14
Pray that Christian lay people, prayer leaders, writers, pastors, and all those in Christian media outlets will get the message out and expose this deception of hell and reveal the lie this movie will present before it ever hits the theaters.
We can only say about Tom Hanks & Ron Howard "Father forgive them for they know not what they do" but to the enemy of the cross we can only declare to him, "go ahead take your best shot because your time is up and you will soon be cast into the lake of fire."
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Upon reading it I immediately wrote my reply. But as soon as I finished it, I decided not to send it but posted it here instead:
"The DaVinci Code" Lies Exposed
The movie "The DaVinci Code" staring Tom Hanks, directed by Ron Howard will soon be released this year. This movie will have the potential to deceive billions of the world's population if the movie turns out to be less entertaining than what the trailer shows.
You see, the truth about the book and the movie is very simple: it's FICTION. It is filed under "fiction" in all bookstores. There's a book called "Cracking The DaVinci Code: You've read The Fiction, Now read The Facts" by James Garlow and Peter Jones. It's just a "what if" premise.
(sings ala-Charlene) Hey, do you know what fiction is? It's a lie. A fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be. But do you know what truth is? It's that little word on the side cover of the book that says "fiction". That's truth, that's... it. Period.
Satan knows his time is about up and now he will attempt to take one of his best shots by enlisting people who are gullible enough to think that "The DaVinci Code" is real and get them all worked up about... nothing. Absolutely nothing. Isa siyang malaking "Heller?!"
It is time for Christians (the Body of Christ) everywhere to rise up and expose this truth: there's nothing to be afraid of with "The DaVinci Dode". Anyone who is afraid of it needs a serious reality check. And a good whack on the head.
Pray that Christian lay people, prayer leaders, writers, pastors, and all those in Christian media outlets will get the message out and expose this truth before the movie ever hits the theaters: Anyone who takes the DaVinci Code seriously needs a good lay.
We can only say about Tom Hanks & Ron Howard "Father forgive them for they know not what they do" IF THEY DELIVER A LOUSY MOVIE!
The DaVinci Code Lie Exposed
The movie "The DaVinci Code" staring Tom Hanks, directed by Ron Howard will soon be released this year. This movie will have the potential to deceive billions of the world's population. The story line attacks the very heart of the Gospel and attempts to destroy the very nature and character of the Lord Jesus Christ as the Son of God. (Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against His anointed? Psalm 2:1, 2)
Satan knows his time is about up and now he will attempt to take one of his best shots by enlisting all of hell to belch out its worse deception in that of stripping Jesus Christ of His Divine nature and turning Him into a mere man who secretly marries Mary Magdalene.
It is time for Christians (the Body of Christ) everywhere to rise up and expose this lie from the pit of hell that will be perpetuated on the whole world in just a couple of short months. This is no time to back down in the "day of battle". It is a time to pray and fast like never before that God will raise up a standard against the enemy as He comes in like a flood. "..and this Gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come". Matthew 24:14
Pray that Christian lay people, prayer leaders, writers, pastors, and all those in Christian media outlets will get the message out and expose this deception of hell and reveal the lie this movie will present before it ever hits the theaters.
We can only say about Tom Hanks & Ron Howard "Father forgive them for they know not what they do" but to the enemy of the cross we can only declare to him, "go ahead take your best shot because your time is up and you will soon be cast into the lake of fire."
* * * * *
Upon reading it I immediately wrote my reply. But as soon as I finished it, I decided not to send it but posted it here instead:
"The DaVinci Code" Lies Exposed
The movie "The DaVinci Code" staring Tom Hanks, directed by Ron Howard will soon be released this year. This movie will have the potential to deceive billions of the world's population if the movie turns out to be less entertaining than what the trailer shows.
You see, the truth about the book and the movie is very simple: it's FICTION. It is filed under "fiction" in all bookstores. There's a book called "Cracking The DaVinci Code: You've read The Fiction, Now read The Facts" by James Garlow and Peter Jones. It's just a "what if" premise.
(sings ala-Charlene) Hey, do you know what fiction is? It's a lie. A fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be. But do you know what truth is? It's that little word on the side cover of the book that says "fiction". That's truth, that's... it. Period.
Satan knows his time is about up and now he will attempt to take one of his best shots by enlisting people who are gullible enough to think that "The DaVinci Code" is real and get them all worked up about... nothing. Absolutely nothing. Isa siyang malaking "Heller?!"
It is time for Christians (the Body of Christ) everywhere to rise up and expose this truth: there's nothing to be afraid of with "The DaVinci Dode". Anyone who is afraid of it needs a serious reality check. And a good whack on the head.
Pray that Christian lay people, prayer leaders, writers, pastors, and all those in Christian media outlets will get the message out and expose this truth before the movie ever hits the theaters: Anyone who takes the DaVinci Code seriously needs a good lay.
We can only say about Tom Hanks & Ron Howard "Father forgive them for they know not what they do" IF THEY DELIVER A LOUSY MOVIE!
# posted by joelmcvie : 11:55 AM
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I think that the Opus Dei do have something to get worked up about. I, for one, believe that a lot of what is said in The Da Vinci Code is probably true, specifically, the part that says that Jesus had sexual relations with a woman. I have come to reject the notion of God who does not know the joys of sex, for how can Jesus be fully human and NOT know orgasms? As far as this Catholic is concerned, a lot of what the Church has been teaching us has been the pathetic dysfunctions of sexually repressed old men who need a good lay.
The great thing about The Da Vinci Code is that it is fact masquerading as fiction masquerading as fact. Gets nyo?
The great thing about The Da Vinci Code is that it is fact masquerading as fiction masquerading as fact. Gets nyo?
# posted by 
: 5:27 PM
: 5:27 PM
LAWYER BONG: Interesting, but I have some questions:
[1] "a lot of what is said in The Da Vinci Code is probably true" The operative word there is "probably" and until there's proof, then it'll remain an interesting theory, like Darwin's theory of evolution. Unless you want to believe it without proof, in which case you're moving into the realm of "faith", mwhekhekhek.
[2] Taking your line of thinking, why stop at Jesus knowing the joys of womanly flesh? What if the Apostles were also the Holy Fuck Buddies?
[3] Jesus can know the joys of orgasm but need not necessarily father a child. Hand jobs, blow jobs, sariling sikap, that sort of thing.
But at the end of the day, the way I see the Da Vinci code is simple: great "what if", but show me the holes in His hands so that I may put my fingers through them. Wink, wink. :-)
[1] "a lot of what is said in The Da Vinci Code is probably true" The operative word there is "probably" and until there's proof, then it'll remain an interesting theory, like Darwin's theory of evolution. Unless you want to believe it without proof, in which case you're moving into the realm of "faith", mwhekhekhek.
[2] Taking your line of thinking, why stop at Jesus knowing the joys of womanly flesh? What if the Apostles were also the Holy Fuck Buddies?
[3] Jesus can know the joys of orgasm but need not necessarily father a child. Hand jobs, blow jobs, sariling sikap, that sort of thing.
But at the end of the day, the way I see the Da Vinci code is simple: great "what if", but show me the holes in His hands so that I may put my fingers through them. Wink, wink. :-)
[2] Taking your line of thinking, why stop at Jesus knowing the joys of womanly flesh? What if the Apostles were also the Holy Fuck Buddies?
Natawa ako dito! I have this belief that they hold regular Holy Orgies. Naman! Jesus cruised along the banks of Galilee para mamick-up ng hunky fisherman!
You're right in one aspect: we can crucify Tom Hanks and Ron Howard if the movie ends up bland.;-)
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Natawa ako dito! I have this belief that they hold regular Holy Orgies. Naman! Jesus cruised along the banks of Galilee para mamick-up ng hunky fisherman!
You're right in one aspect: we can crucify Tom Hanks and Ron Howard if the movie ends up bland.;-)
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