Friday, March 10, 2006

Warning Sign

A sign taped to a metal door leading to one of our studios:

This door is
ALARMED!
DO NOT OPEN!
(Only during emergencies.)
I can imagine Mr. Door, his eyes wide open in fear, going: “Aaaaa! Don’t open me! Don’t you dare open me! Only during emergencies!”

Comments:
This door is
GUARDED.

"Ummm. No. No comment. No, I don't really have anything to say on the matter."
 
Come to think of it, that door IS alarmed and guarded. Talk about double security: "Don't you dare open me! Why?! No comment."
 
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